Anthology — A Birthday Website They'll Never Forget

What's inside

Not your average birthday gift

Each website is a collection of hilarious, heartfelt, personalized slides — all based on real stories from the people who know them best.

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Birthday Wrapped

Their year in review, Spotify Wrapped style. Top habits, signature phrases, peak moments — all the stats that matter.

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Yelp Reviews

Friends and family "review" them like a restaurant. 5-star parenting, 2-star jokes, surprisingly accurate.

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Breaking News

Their biggest life moments reported as dramatic breaking news headlines. Extra, extra — they turned 40.

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Wikipedia Page

A fully formatted, lovingly exaggerated encyclopedia entry on the birthday legend themselves.

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Dating Profile

What their dating profile would look like — written by the people who know them a little too well.

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Award Ceremony

Custom awards voted on by the family. "Best Dad Joke of the Decade" and other honors they didn't ask for.

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Bingo Card

A bingo card of their most predictable behaviors. "Tells the same story twice" — free space.

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Text Messages

Recreated text conversations that capture their texting style perfectly. Typos and all.

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Through the Years

A beautiful photo journey from their earliest photos to today. The glow-up is real.

How it works

Three steps. Zero effort on their part.

You provide the stories and photos. We build the website. They ugly-cry at the party.

Fill out the questionnaire

We send you a fun, guided set of questions designed to pull out the best stories, quirks, and memories. Get the whole family involved — the more voices, the better it gets.

Send us photos

Upload your favorite photos — childhood pics, family moments, embarrassing gems. We'll weave them throughout the slides.

Get the website

Within 48 hours, you'll receive a link to a fully custom, interactive birthday website. Review it, request tweaks, and share it at the party.

Pricing

Pick your package

Every site is fully custom and handcrafted. No templates, no AI slop — real stories turned into something unforgettable.

Classic

The perfect surprise

$149 one-time

6 personalized slides
Up to 20 photos
1 round of revisions
Hosted forever at a custom link
Delivered in 48 hours

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The Full Experience

Go all out

$249 one-time

All 9+ slide types
Unlimited photos
Multiple family members contribute
2 rounds of revisions
Custom slide concepts on request
Hosted forever at a custom link
Delivered in 48 hours

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Questions

FAQ

How long does it take?

You'll receive your finished website within 48 hours of submitting your questionnaire and photos. Rush delivery (24 hours) is available on request.

Is this just for birthdays?

Nope! We've done these for retirements, anniversaries, Father's Day, Mother's Day, graduations — any milestone where you want to honor someone in a way they'll actually remember.

Can I get multiple people to contribute?

Absolutely — and we recommend it. The more perspectives, the funnier and more heartfelt it gets. We'll send separate questionnaires to each contributor.

How do I share it at the party?

You get a link that works on any device. Cast it to a TV, pull it up on a laptop, or just pass around a phone. Most people present it as a group activity — clicking through each slide together.

What if I want changes?

Every package includes at least one round of revisions. Want to swap a photo, change a quote, or adjust the tone? Just let us know. Additional revision rounds are $25.

How long does the website stay up?

Forever. The link we give you will keep working indefinitely — it's theirs to revisit anytime.

A birthday website they'll never forget